Our Unconventional Approach
We don't believe in the conventional methods of problem-solving. That's why we've developed the Surreal Solution, a radical new approach that defies the norms of the industry.
Our patented (not really) methodology involves a series of absurd, illogical, and sometimes painful steps to achieve our goals.
Step 1: Tear Down the Status Quo
Step 2: Invent Something New, But Not Really
Step 3: Repeat Until You Get It Right, But Probably Not
Step 4: Blame Someone Else
Step 5: Start Over