Our Method

Our Method is a series of unproven, untested, and utterly unscientific theories about how to solve problems. We've got a team of experts in the field of "making stuff up" and "pretending to be right" and we're ready to take on your toughest challenges.

We use a combination of pure, unadulterated guesswork and a healthy dose of wishful thinking to deliver results that are sure to confuse and amaze your friends and family.

Our Method is based on the following core principles:

• 1. The First Approach - where we start by doing the exact opposite of what you told us to do.
• 2. The Second Guess - where we pretend we're not really sure, but we're pretty sure we're right, and that's good enough, right?
• 3. Iteration One - where we try the same thing over and over again, but with different words.

Our Team

We have a team of experts in the field of doing whatever we want. Meet them:

Our Leader, the mastermind behind Our Method, is a visionary with a proven track record of getting things wrong.

Our Experts - a group of highly trained individuals with a deep understanding of nothing.