In 2018, Sam was awarded the Golden Toaster Award for Outstanding Contributions to the Field of Napping
In 2019, Sam received the Silver Plaque for Most Creative Use of Sarcasm
In 2020, Sam was inducted into the Hall of Fame for Most Likely to Fall Asleep in a Meeting
And in 2021, Sam was awarded the coveted Golden Sock Award for Best Use of a Towel
These are just a few of Sam's many achievements. You can find more on our Award-Winning Accomplishments page.
Or, if you're feeling nostalgic, visit Sam's Monologues page for a dose of retro-futurism.
And, if you're feeling philosophical, head over to Sam's Manifestos for some thought-provoking musings.