A: It's a revolutionary new approach to reality, where the boundaries between dreams and reality get all fuzzy.
A: Only for those who want to escape the monotony of everyday life but still want to pay rent.
A: Unfortunately, our solution is not cat-friendly. They just want to chase laser pointers and nap.
A: Not unless you want it to. But let's be real, who needs a reality when you can have a surreal one?
A: Our policy is to refund your money, but only to the alternate dimension where you bought the product in the first place.
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