As per our completely-not-made-up internal memos, the Slightly-Confused but Mostly-Functional Manifesto (SCMF) is a document that exists, but only when it's convenient. It's a guide for navigating the ever-shifting sands of our company's policies and procedures. Or is it?
According to our totally-not-made-up internal sources, the SCMF is a living, breathing entity that changes daily. Sometimes it's a PDF, sometimes it's a PowerPoint presentation, and occasionally it's just a series of cryptic notes scrawled on a whiteboard.
But don't worry! Our team of highly-trained, completely-not-certified experts are on the case, attempting to untangle the knots of bureaucratic red tape that hold back our progress. Or at least, that's what they keep telling us.
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