Appendix: Frequently Revisited Questions
This is the part where we answer all the questions nobody asked, but we're going to answer them anyway.
Q: How do I know when to apply the SURREAL Solution?
A: You'll know because the fabric of reality will start to unravel, like a poorly knitted scarf.
Q: Will the SURREAL Solution work on my toaster?
A: Only if you've been having trouble with your toast popping up in the right order.
Q: Can I use the SURREAL Solution to fix my relationships?
A: If your relationships are as fragile as a house of cards, then maybe. But let's be real, the SURREAL Solution is more of a "fixing a leaky faucet" kind of thing.
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