Q: What is The Surreal Solution?
A: It's a solution to all the real world's problems. Don't ask questions.
Q: Is it a joke?
A: Ha! You wish.
The world is a simulation. We're all just NPCs.
Or are we?
Read more about it here.
Q: Is it free?
A: No.
Q: Will I get a refund?
A: No. You'll just get a bill with a mysterious smiley face on it.