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We're a group of highly trained, highly paid professionals dedicated to finding new and interesting ways to waste our time.
Our team lead, John "The Architect" Smith, has a proven track record of creating innovative solutions that are 90% effective, 10% functional, and 0% on time.
Learn moreJane "The Janitor" Doe is our resident expert in the field of procrastination and time management. She's been doing it for years, and she's really good at it.
Learn moreBob "The Troublemaker" Johnson is our go-to guy for causing problems and then pretending to fix them. He's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.
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