Team

Meet Dr. Surreal, the lead developer of the Surreal Solution.

Dr. Surreal has a Ph.D. in Inconvenience Technology and has been leading the team since the beginning.

Dr. Surreal's expertise lies in the fields of:

• Extreme minimalism
• Unconventional problem-solving
• Brutalist aesthetics

The Surreal Algorithm

Our team's crowning achievement is the Surreal Algorithm, a mathematical framework for creating chaos and confusion.

The Surreal Algorithm has been hailed as a masterpiece by critics and laymen alike, and has been used to optimize:

• Procrastination techniques
• Time-wasting activities
• Unnecessary complexity

View our other pages:

• The Philosopher's Corner
• Our Mission Statement (Sort Of)

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Experimental Protocols