THE SURREAL SOLUTION: Tips and Tricks for Achieving Ultimate Reality

Tip 1: Practice Your Scream Loudly

Don't just scream at the wall, scream at the furniture, scream at the cat. Scream until the neighbors call the cops.

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Tip 2: Practice Your Whispering Loudly

Take the art of whispering to new heights by speaking directly into the ear of a sleeping infant. Bonus points if they wake up.

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Tip 3: Practice Your Subvocalizations

Subvocalize with reckless abandon by speaking directly into the earpiece of a confused Alexa device. She'll never understand, but you will.