The Surrealist Philosophy: Because Reality is Overrated

Imagine a world where the laws of physics don't apply. Where the sky is a deep shade of plaid and the trees have faces.

We don't. We just don't.

The Four Principles of Surrealist Theory

• Principle 1: The World is a Sculpture
• Principle 2: The Subversion of Substance
• Principle 3: Reality Reversal
• Principle 4: The Logic of the Absurd

And that's it. That's all you need to know. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find my lost socks.