Tragic Flaw Protocol: Mission Statement

We are the Tragic Flaw Protocol, a team of highly trained specialists in the art of creating catastrophic failures. Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to bring joy and despair to a world that has grown too comfortable with success.

Through our cutting-edge research in the field of things that could go wrong, we aim to make the impossible, possible. Our team of experts in the art of disaster management will guide you through the process of turning a simple task into a complex, soul-crushing nightmare.

We have created a series of protocols designed to bring people together in the spirit of mutual suffering and despair. Our protocols include, but are not limited to: