Our Tragic Flaw Protocol: A Philosophy of Unrelenting Failure

A Manifesto of Self-Congratulatory Despair

At the heart of our Tragic Flaw Protocol lies the unshakeable conviction that everything we do will end in disaster. It's a philosophy born from the ashes of our own failures, nurtured by the bitter taste of our own disappointment. And it's a philosophy that will guide us toward our inevitable downfall.

We believe that success is not only unattainable but also undesirable. Why strive for the mundane, when we can revel in the splendor of catastrophic failure? Our Tragic Flaw Protocol is the key to unlocking a world where every triumph is merely a setup for a more epic collapse.

Our Methodology: A Step-by-Step Guide to Unmitigated Disaster

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