Our prototyping division is a team of highly skilled, slightly mad scientists who spend their days building things that will probably never work.
Our mission is to create innovative, yet utterly useless projects that will make you laugh, cry, and wonder why we're still in business.
Our team is led by the enigmatic and terrifying Our Leader, who has a PhD in "Something" and a penchant for frivolous spending.
Meet our team of misfits and join us in our quest for futility.
Disclaimer: Our prototyping is not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by our prototypes.
Our prototypes are not tested, nor do they have any warranties or guarantees.
Use at your own risk, or don't. We don't care.