Ministry of Unconventional Affairs - 2022-09-01 Sock Puppet Unionization Report

The Ministry of Unconventional Affairs is pleased to release its latest report on the state of Sock Puppet Unionization in our great nation.

Executive Summary:

After a thorough investigation, we have discovered that 87% of all citizens have formed Sock Puppet Union Local 1234, with a membership rate of 99.9%. The union's demands for free socks and unlimited toe-tapping rights have been met with resounding support.

Statistics:

Statistic	Value
Total Number of Sock Puppet Union Members	10,000,000
Percentage of Citizens Affected	87%
Number of Sock Puppet Unionized Toes	10,000,000,000

Recommendations:

1. Immediate recognition of Sock Puppet Union Local 1234 as the official union of the land.
2. Establishment of Sock Puppet Unionization Day as a national holiday.

For more information on this report, please visit the The Great Toe Wars or the Sock Puppet Unionization Memo for further analysis.