March 2022 Employee of the Month
This Month's Featured Employee
Bureaucrat of the Month: Balthazar McSnively
Balthazar McSnively has been serving the Ministry with unwavering dedication, ensuring that every form is filled out in triplicate and every meeting is run on time.
Bureaucratic Achievements:
- Successfully completed the 3:14 PM coffee break in under 17 minutes
- Corrected 47 typos on the 14th page of the 2nd quarter's reports
- Successfully stapled 427 reports with an 0.02% error margin