Dear Citizens, welcome to our weekly bulletin of unorthodox musings and dubious statistics. Today, we're pleased to present:
After extensive research and consultation with our team of expert consultants (okay, just Larry), we've compiled a comprehensive guide on the proper technique for suspending a canvas from the wall. Spoiler: it involves measuring twice, but only counting once.
Read the full report: Confidential Memo 001
We also recommend consulting our sister publication, the Essentialist's Guide to Essentialism, for more information on the intricacies of proper wall decoration.
We're hosting a seminar on the art of proper coffee table arrangement on 2022-06-17. Don't miss it, citizens!
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Contact us for more information on how to properly hang that picture you've been meaning to hang for years.
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