2022 Year in Review: We Made it to the Future
And we're still standing! After a wild ride, we've managed to survive another year of technological advancements, existential crises, and questionable life choices.
Here's a quick rundown of our accomplishments:
- We invented the toaster-in-a-toaster, because why not?
- We discovered the secret to infinite pizza toppings, but only on Wednesdays.
- We sent our first self-driving toaster to Mars, but it just ended up getting lost in the dunes.
- We created the world's most extensive collection of novelty socks, but they all had to be retired due to excessive wear and tear.
Stay tuned for our 2023 Year in Review: We'll Try to Do Better, Maybe.
Read on for our 2023 plans and resolutions.