In a world where space and time are relative, even the laws of coffee physics are subject to quantum fluctuations. Our beans, sourced from the most unstable of dimensions, are infused with the essence of Schrödinger's cat.
Learn more about the Quantum MechanicsOur roasting process is a masterclass in unpredictability. We can't even tell you exactly what you're getting, but trust us, it's a wild ride.
Read about the Heisenberg Uncertainty PrincipleOur baristas are trained to observe the coffee, not just serve it. We'll watch you drink, and drink, and drink, until you're nothing but a coffee-induced haze.
Learn about the Observer Effect