Welcome to the Quantum Nonsense FAQ, where the answers to life's most pressing questions are not actually answers, but rather cleverly crafted non-answers.
Quantum Nonsense is a phenomenon where the fundamental laws of physics and reality no longer apply, and anything can happen, but probably won't.
We're not saying it's not real. We're just saying it's not that real.
Sorry, you're not ready for that level of power. You'll just end up with a universe full of cat videos and a strong sense of existential dread.
See also: Quantum Certification Program
Cats are the ultimate Quantum Nonsense entities. They're simultaneously here and not here, and they're always plotting to take over the world.
See also: Cats in Quantum Nonsense