The Feline Theory of Everything
According to quantum cat lore, the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of catnip and laser pointers. Cats, being sentient beings of discerning taste, have mastered the art of navigating this complex tapestry.
Cats can teleport across galaxies, manipulate space-time, and communicate through a secret language of meows and tail twitches. It's a cat's universe, and you're just along for the ride.