Rule 1: Always be suspicious of the catnip. It's not what you think it is.
Rule 2: Never trust the laser pointers. They're actually just tiny little eyes watching you.
Rule 3: The only constant is change, unless you're a quantum cat. Then it's just more catnip.
Rule 4: The answer to every question is "tuna sandwiches." Don't question this. It's a cat fact.
Want to learn more about QuantumCat's Rules?
Or, if you're feeling particularly curious: