Quarterly Reports

Welcome to the Ministry of Inconvenience, where we're always running a bit behind schedule.

Here are our quarterly reports, because who needs actual progress?

Budget Cuts Project Delays Meeting Agendas (mostly empty, just like our pockets)

Recent Highlights:

We forgot to do anything productive for 3 months.
Our coffee machine is still broken.
We're considering outsourcing our work to robots.

Meet the Team (if you can find us)