"I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person, I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."
"If at first you don't succeed, hide the evidence."
"The only thing I'm good at is being good at things that are good for me."
"I'm a master of the obvious and a shark in the pool of the mundane."
"If you want a friend in the business, get a dog."
"You can't have everything. Where's that going to leave you?"
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