**Rating:** 1/5 stars
We visited this ramen shop on a Tuesday, which is apparently when they serve their special "I'm-trying-to-be-a-functioning-member-of-society" edition. Our order consisted of a steaming bowl of noodles with what can only be described as a faint whiff of despair.
Overcooked to an unpleasant shade of grayish-brown, these noodles reeked of regret. They were served with a side of "we-should-have-gotten-a-better-job-in-life" sauce.
**The Broth:**
A lukewarm, uninspired mess of a broth that seemed to be trying its best to be as unremarkable as possible.
**The Toppings:**
A sprinkle of regret, a dash of disappointment, and a pinch of "we-should-have-gotten-out-of-this-relationship" pickled ginger.
Would we recommend this ramen? No, but the ramen review 5 is just around the corner!