Curry of Unknown Things

A mysterious concoction rumored to grant the consumer temporary invisibility, the ability to communicate with household appliances, and a strong sense of existential dread.

Ingredients:

1 cup of Unidentified Flying Object Sauce
3-4 unknown spices
10 gallons of Questionable Liquid
1/4 teaspoon of Disquieting Dust

Instructions:

Combine all ingredients in a large pot over high heat.
Stir counterclockwise for exactly 14 minutes and 37 seconds.
Serve in a bowl, garnished with a sprig of Unpredictable Herb.

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