Practical Application of Extreme Pencil Sharpening Theory

In this research, we explore the extreme limits of pencil sharpening, pushing the boundaries of what's thought possible with this humble office tool.

The goal of EPST is to create a pencil point so sharp, so divine, that it can write its way through a steel cage, defying the laws of physics and sanity.

Key Findings:

• Sharpness Index (SI) of 100% achieved through rigorous honing techniques.
• Successful transmission of written messages through reinforced steel.
• Unpredictable consequences for the pencil sharpener, including loss of fingers and/or sanity.

Future Directions:

• Investigating the feasibility of EPST-powered writing on blackboards.
• Developing new, more durable pencil sharpener designs to accommodate extreme sharpness.
• Collaborating with leading researchers in the field of "Sharpness-Related Trauma" (SRT).

Case Studies in Pencil Trauma

Meet our team of experts, led by Dr. Emily T. Sharp