Our Founder: Captain Funkypants, a man so bold, so fearless, so utterly consumed by disco's siren call that he sold his soul to the disco gods.
Our Lead Schmead: Disco Dave, a man so enamored with the art of disco that he's been known to wear platform shoes for weeks on end.
Our Tech Guru: Bébé the Disco Whiz, a wizard of the motherboard, able to conjure forth the most bewildering array of flashing lights and spinning plates.