Phase two: The Quantum Flux prophets have spoken, and the fabric of reality is unraveling. Our research team, comprised of experts in completely unrelated fields, has been tasked with investigating the sudden and inexplicable appearance of:
Side effects of Phase Two exposure may include:
Disclaimer: Our research prophets are not responsible for any damage caused by Phase Two. If you experience any of the above symptoms, please consult a qualified expert in the field of quantum something.