Our restaurant is a place where the ordinary rules of reality do not apply. Our chef has a... let's say "creative" approach to cooking. Each day, we present a new and exciting menu that's sure to surprise and delight (or confuse) our customers.
Our menu items are chosen randomly by a complex algorithm that's been fed copious amounts of caffeine and poor judgment. Don't worry, it's all part of the fun!
Join us for a dining experience you'll never forget, and probably never repeat.
Current Featured Item:
"The Mysterious Meatloaf of Doom" — a meatloaf of unknown provenance, served with an assortment of random vegetables and a side of our special "surprise" sauce.