Retro-Futurism

A movement that's been cancelled since 1987.

The Manifesto

In 1985, a group of visionaries donned their acid-washed jeans and platform shoes to proclaim: "The future is now! And also kind of bleak." They envisioned flying cars, holographic TVs, and a world where humans lived in harmony with our robotic overlords.

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The Fashion

Our iconic style is a fusion of neon, spandex, and shoulder pads. Don't forget the obligatory mullet.

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The Technology

Our cutting-edge tech includes fax machines, dial-up internet, and the occasional VHS player.

Check out our tech specs

The Music

Our playlist features an exclusive mix of synth-pop and elevator music.

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The Community

Join us for our monthly gatherings, where we'll discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and 3D-printed cat food.

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