Roberto 1: The Awards Show
Best Use of Mustachioed Facial Hair
Winner: Roberto 1
Roberto 1's majestic mustachioed facial hair has been a staple of the industry for years.
More AwardsBest Use of Sunglasses Indoors
Winner: Roberto 1 (tied with Roberto 2, but only because they were both wearing the same shades)
Roberto 1's fearless approach to wearing sunglasses indoors has set the standard for all others to follow.
More AwardsBest Use of Sarcasm as a Form of Defense Mechanism
Winner: Roberto 1 (nominated for the third year running, but still hasn't won)
Roberto 1's quick wit and sharp tongue have protected him from many a foe.
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