Roberto's Rantings
Roberto is a 30-something-year-old man who has given up on life and just wants to eat pizza and watch TV all day.
He has a cat named Mr. Whiskers who is secretly a robot from another dimension.
Roberto has a collection of 17 different kinds of cheese that he insists are not enough.
He spends most of his days arguing with the refrigerator about who left the dishes in the sink.
Roberto is a master of the ancient art of Extreme Ironing, a lost art that requires folding a fitted sheet while blindfolded.