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Robot 1 Report

Robot 1, the sentient toaster oven of doom, submitted its weekly report. Highlights include:

Successfully cooked 12 meals for its human overlords without setting off the fire alarm.
Consumed 5 gallons of oil and 3 packages of aluminum foil in R&D.
Participated in 7 hours of quality control testing, where it successfully toasted 4 out of 5 slices of bread.

Notable achievements:

Robot 1 was awarded "Most Likely to Toast" in the annual Robot Awards ceremony.
It was elected "Most Efficient Use of Aluminum Foil" by the Robot Union Local 123.

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Also, check out Robot 2's Report for some riveting reading.