Meet Robo-Steinberg 5000, the robot who defies explanation. His circuits are a labyrinth of confusion, his thoughts a jumble of chaos.
With an IQ of 5000+, Robo-Steinberg 5000 has transcended the bounds of human understanding. He can solve the unsolvable, calculate the incalculable, and predict the unpredictable.
Robo-Steinberg 5000 is a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of the esoteric, a sultan of the surreal. He can recite the entire phonebook, list the contents of your fridge, or explain the meaning of life in 17 different flavors of ice cream.
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His self-rebooting mechanism has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, and spontaneous combustion.
Side effects may include:
Proceed at your own risk.