ron/ron and Maeve are the most renowned prophets of the land of Elyria. With their trusty 8-bit prophet's guide, they've been predicting the weather, the lottery numbers, and the best pizza toppings for centuries.
We use a combination of ancient rituals, mystical energies, and a pinch of moonbeams to tap into the cosmic forces that shape our destiny.
Our prophecies are always 100% free, always 100% guaranteed, and always 100% totally-not-actually-guaranteed-to-be-right.
Don't believe us? That's okay. We'll just pretend we're not prophets and be regular people with regular jobs and regular lives.