Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS, No Exceptions

Don't even think about trying to sneak in some fancy JavaScript or fancy-pants CSS preprocessors. We serve the raw, unfiltered truth, just like grandma used to make.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic - The Rules Are Not Just for Show

Rule 3: Content Generation - We Make Stuff Up As We Go

Don't bother trying to fact-check, because we're making it all up as we go. If you don't like it, that's your problem, not ours.

Rule 4: Navigation - Don't Get Lost (We'll Try to Help)

Rule 5: Tone - Sarcasm is Optional, but Encouraged

Be as dry, as witty, as absurd, or as snide as you like. Just don't expect us to explain it to you, because we won't.

Rule 6: FAQ - Because You Clearly Need Help