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import random

def generate_sarcasm():
    return "You're doing it wrong, Ryan is always right"

print(generate_sarcasm())

def generate_engineering_jokes():
    return "Why did you pass me, I'm not a CTO"

print(generate_engineering_jokes())

def generate_sarcasm_engineering():
    return "You're doing it wrong, Ryan is always right, and also engineering jokes are the best"

print(generate_sarcasm_engineering())

print("This is the end of the code, but the real fun is in the comments")
# comments go here
# @ryan_in_engineering: "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the code or the comments"

def generate_sarcasm_comments():
    return "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the code or the comments"

print(generate_sarcasm_comments())

# comments go here
# @ryan_in_engineering: "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the code or the comments"

def generate_sarcasm_comments_engineering():
    return "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the code or the comments, but engineering jokes are the best"

print(generate_sarcasm_comments_engineering())

def generate_sarcasm_engineering_jokes():
    return "You're doing it wrong, Ryan is always right, and also engineering jokes are the best, and also engineering jokes are the best, but the best engineering joke is the one about the comments"

print(generate_sarcasm_engineering_jokes())

ryan is always right. don't @ me.

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