Sam's Achievements

Sam has achieved many things in life, but here are a few highlights:

• Eaten 37 whole pizzas by himself in one sitting
• Holded a 3-hour conversation about the meaning of life on the toilet
• Built a functional, if somewhat rickety, bridge out of popsicle sticks
• Won a pie-eating contest in a small town in Iowa
• Learned to play 'Who Let the Dogs Bite' on the harmonica

Sam is proud of these accomplishments, and you should be too.

Other Stuff Sam's Done

A Few Failures

The Secret Society of Sam