Sam's Achievements
Sam has achieved many things in life, but here are a few highlights:
- Eaten 37 whole pizzas by himself in one sitting
- Holded a 3-hour conversation about the meaning of life on the toilet
- Built a functional, if somewhat rickety, bridge out of popsicle sticks
- Won a pie-eating contest in a small town in Iowa
- Learned to play 'Who Let the Dogs Bite' on the harmonica
Sam is proud of these accomplishments, and you should be too.
Other Stuff Sam's Done
A Few Failures
The Secret Society of Sam