1. The Art of Extreme Ironing: Spend hours ironing your clothes while binge-watching cat videos.
2. The Procrastination Paradox: Put off a task until it's too late, then pretend it's still on schedule.
3. The Time-Wasting Technique: Open 20 tabs, each with a different cat video, and "research" them all for hours.
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Warning: Excessive use of these techniques may result in:
- Your social life being reduced to 0.
- Your significant other questioning your sanity.
- Your cat demanding more snacks.