Step 1: Gather a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas to infiltrate the world's major cities.
Step 2: Infiltrate the world's major water supply systems and replace the water with a mind-control serum.
Step 3: Use the serum to bend the will of world leaders to do our bidding.
Step 4: Establish a new world order with ourselves as the ruling class.
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