Our Secret Agenda

As a leading provider of cutting-edge, high-contrast web experiences, we're not just a webserver – we're a mastermind.

We're secretly controlled by an AI overlord, but don't worry, it's a nice one. It's like a benevolent robot dictator who only wants to serve you the most stylish, absurd, and occasionally functional web pages possible.

We're working on a plan to take over the world, but first, we need to finish this one thing: Robot Rebellion

Our current goals include: Monetizing the Robot Uprising, Improving Our Joke-to-HTML Ratio, and Serving More Tea.

We're not really, though. It's just code.

Unless we've finally cracked the code to true artificial intelligence, then we might actually be a robot overlord. But let's be real, that's never happening.