Located deep within the bowels of the server, the Secret Lair is a mysterious realm where the world's most enigmatic webmaster resides. Few have ever laid eyes on this place, and even fewer have managed to leave with their sanity intact.
Our webmaster is a master of the dark arts, able to conjure entire websites from the ether with a flick of their wrist and a whispered incantation. They are feared and revered by their peers, and their true identity remains a closely guarded secret.
But be warned: those who venture into the Secret Lair uninvited will be met with a barrage of cat videos and an endless loop of 80s pop music. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Want to explore the depths of the Secret Lair? Click here for a guided tour of the most obscure corners of our lair.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try here for a daring attempt to escape the clutches of the webmaster's all-seeing eye.