Welcome, fellow Extreme Crochet Initiates, to the most exclusive, most revered, and most utterly absurd secret society on the planet. Our members are the masters of the hook and the yarn, the virtuosos of the stitch, and the sultans of the swoosh.
As an Extreme Crochet Initiate, you are part of a long line of rebels who refuse to be bound by the conventional norms of crochet. You are the ones who dare to push the limits of the stitch, who defy the laws of yarn physics, and who create masterpieces that defy gravity itself.
But don't just take our word for it. Read the Manifesto to understand the full scope of our mission, our vision, and our utter madness.