Rule 2: Be Brutalist

In the grand tradition of our esteemed founder, Secretary John, all content must conform to the principles of Neo-Brutalism. This means:

• Use a palette of atrociously bright colors, like lime green, neon pink, or sunshine yellow.
• Employ harsh, unblurred drop shadows to create an aura of menace.
• Adopt a font that's as bold as Bebas Neue - or one of its equally imposing relatives.
• Never, ever, refuse to use smooth curves or gentle gradients.

By following these guidelines, you'll be contributing to the rich, jarring, and occasionally eye-scorching heritage of Neo-Brutalism. Don't be a philistine!