In the event of a catastrophic office supply emergency, the following protocol shall be followed:
When the copier jammed, the stapler is stuck, and the highlighters are on the fritz, you must call the emergency hotline at x-1234.
Failure to do so will result in a sternly worded letter from the Secretary John's office.
However, if you are in a meeting, you may text "HELP ME!" to the meeting organizer's phone. However, this is only recommended if you are within a 10-foot radius of the emergency.