Our Recommended Reading List

Because You Clearly Have Too Much Time

Below you'll find a list of books that we think will help you develop a better understanding of the world.

1. "The Art of Doing Nothing" by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth - A comprehensive guide to the art of doing absolutely nothing, with tips on how to achieve the perfect state of productivity-lessness.

2. "The Joy of Overthinking Everything" by Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth - A book that will help you question the very fabric of reality, one sentence at a time.

3. "The Science of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum" by Dr. John D. Bottomsworth - A scientifically-backed guide on how to do the absolute minimum while still appearing competent.

4. "The Philosophy of Napping" by Dr. Jane D. Bottomsworth - A thought-provoking exploration of the art of napping, including the importance of catnapping and snailnapping.

5. "The Art of Making Small Talk" by Dr. Bob D. Bottomsworth - A guide on how to create engaging conversations with your coworkers, even when you have nothing to say.

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