Step 1: Accept that everything is terrible. Like, really terrible. The kind of terrible that makes you wonder if the universe has a personal vendetta against you.
Step 2: Practice tolerating disappointment. Learn to shrug and say 'meh' when things don't go your way.
Step 3: Develop a taste for mediocrity. Discover hidden joys in the bland, the boring, and the beige.
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