Welcome to the Neo-Brutalist Shop

Here you can buy all sorts of absurd, overpriced items that will make your friends question your life choices.

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Buy a Mug that says "I'm a Functioning Adult" for $50
Buy a Tote Bag that says "I'm Not a Morning Person" for $75

Why settle for a normal life when you can buy our overpriced novelty items?

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Buy a Mug that says "I'm a Functional Adult" for $100
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