Because you're a rebel, that's why.
Our shirts are made of the finest imported polyester. Imported from a place you've never heard of, but trust us, it's not China.
They're 100% made in a sweatshop in a country with a questionable human rights record. That's what you call "authentic".
Our designs are hand-picked from the finest collection of 80s and 90s pop culture references that will make you question your life choices.
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